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The Triplets

Post by lazergun on Mon Nov 17, 2008 12:18 am

So there is a single woman who is pregnant with triplets. She lives in the big city, and doesnt know many people, so when she went into labor she started walking to the hospital. She cut down an alley way to save some time, and there was a man with a gun who shot her three times. An ambulance came and rushed her to the hospital, where they delivered all three babies, two girls and a boy, and fixed her up. miraculously all three babies survived, and were soon sent home.

Twelve years later one of her daughters came to her and said, "mommy mommy your never going to believe what just happened, I just peed out a bullet!!!" So the mother told her the story of her birth twelve years ago and why that happened.

The next day her other daughter came to her and said, "mommy mommy your never going to believe what just
happened, I just peed out a bullet!!!" So the mother told her the story of her birth twelve years ago and why that happened.

The day after that her one son came running up to her and said, "mommy mommy your never going to believe what just happened," at which point the mother interrupted him and said "let me guess, you just peed out a bullet?" To which he replies, "no, I was jacking off and I shot the dog!"

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Post by Sexy Kitten on Mon Nov 17, 2008 2:24 am

lol!
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Post by Shiny on Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:06 pm

Groan!

lol

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Post by Yorkshire pudding on Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:58 am

grin grin grin

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